Marcus Vick Now A Dolphin: I Just Threw Up In My Mouth A Little Bit

Nick, I can rehabilitate anybody, Saban has taken the plunge and signed Marcus Vick. You know, the guy that likes to step on players’ legs, elbow coaches, sleep with underage girls and the list goes on. But I guess when you have a little bit of talent it’s all good. Right? He’s being signed as a QB/WR/Specialist.

Sadly, I have to admit there could be worse moves from a skills standpoint. Even if Brock Berlin had two good weeks in Europe, where he could probably have sex with underage girls legally in a red light district, it’s not likely he’s going to find a home on the roster behind Culpepper, Harrington, Justin Holland and Vick. Word is also spreading that the team is not high on Cleo Lemon. That means that 2nd round pick trade for A.J. Feeley continues to be a complete waste.

Let's see if Vick can "injure a building" while getting busted for drugs like our latest good citizen player Keith Traylor. Lovely. Thanks for the tip Tom.

Comments

[The Dude]

Tom in Nashville is like our very own John Clayton.

You rock Tom!!

[Tom in Nashville]

Thanks guys - I just wish it was GOOD news I had to report! I surf a variety of Dolphins sites daily, when I have time, to find out what's going on with our team...

If you are a football fan, and you are if you're reading this, it's such a lean time of year for news. Is it time for training camp yet???

[Dave. T]

Tom,
Yeah man thanks for the tips. I don't know if it's actually slow when you consider we signed joey harrington, marcus vick and a DT injured a building in the past week!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What other team can say that.

[Jenel]

I don't see a problem w/ Marcus joining the Dolphins. I know he has a bad attitude and can be cocky, but he IS a great player. He is very versatile and skilled athlete. I think he will do good on this team. I went to the Pre-Season game just to see him play!!

[hilton]

marcus vick is the man and he's a baller ass shit. He should defenitely start over joey harrington. he's a decent scrambler, just like michael, and he can throw pretty good too.

[Tommy]

Does anyone know where marcus vick is?? Is he on the pratice squad for the Dolphins?

[Darubi]

thats what's up tom play him now